Pastries Menu

  • Loaf of Holding. Hearty, crusty, and the perfect critical success for butter delivery.

    Loaf of Holding

    £3.00

    Fresh Bread

    • VG

    Our signature soda-style bread, baked fresh in-house every morning. Dense, rustic, and hearty — the perfect companion to soups, stews, or a slab of butter and a strong brew.

    Allergens: Wheat, May contain traces of nuts, milk

  • Cinna-scroll. Swirled with cinnamon and topped with vanilla glaze. A chaotic good snack.

    Cinna-scroll

    £2.80

    Cinnamon Roll

    • VG

    A soft, spiralled cinnamon roll made with real butter and brown sugar, then glazed with a vanilla icing. As dangerously addictive as a cursed artifact.

    Allergens: Wheat, Milk, Egg,

  • Crit Cookies. Flavours include Chocolate Chip, Double Chocolate, and Rainbow Sprinkle.

    Crit Cookies

    £2.00

    Chunky Cookies

    • VG

    Our chunky cookies come in several varieties, baked daily with adventurer-sized portions of sweetness. Available flavours: Chocolate Chip, Double Chocolate, Rainbow Sprinkle (with white chocolate chips)

    Buy three for £5.00

    Allergens: Wheat, Milk, Egg, Soya

  • Butterbrew Croissants. Flakey golden pastry, filled with real butter or rich almond magic.

    Butterbrew Croissants

    £2.50

    Classic or Almond

    • VG

    Classic, flaky croissants, made with all-butter dough for that perfect golden crunch. Also available in Almond (filled and topped with almond cream and flakes).

    Allergens: Wheat, Milk, Egg, Almond,

  • Pain au Chocolat (Mimic Edition). Disguised as a croissant. Surprise! It’s better.

    Pain au Chocolat (Mimic Edition)

    £2.80

    Chocolate-Filled Pastry

    • VG

    Looks like a croissant. Isn’t. Instead, it’s packed with rich dark chocolate and perfectly layered pastry. Not dangerous, but definitely disappears quickly.

    Allergens: Wheat, Milk, Egg, Soya